Rich man and a poor man are talking in the pub about buying birthday pressy’s for their wives.
Rich man sez: “Got the dear wifey a BMW M3 and a £2,000 diamond ring so if she don’t like the diamond ring she can take it back and change it in the new M3 and still be happy”.
Poor man replies: “Got the missus a pair of slippers and a dildo, if she don’t like the slippers she can trot off and go fook herself”.
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