Hospital Humour
A panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new hospital wing:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.The Psychiatrists thought it was madness;
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Radiologists could see right through it!
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’
The Pediatricians said, ‘Grow up!’
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeon said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a Gas.
The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up to some ar$ehole who couldn’t care less!
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