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Funny water accidents

admin — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 11:59:45 +0000

Very Funny Car Crash

admin — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 12:12:00 +0000

Funny Cats

admin — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 21:54:22 +0000

Funny Football

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:40:33 +0000

Funny Hen Night T shirts

admin — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:00:04 +0000

Some Very funny Hen Night T shirts

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lizard jumps on newscaster

admin — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:09:53 +0000

Poor guy

admin — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:40:30 +0000

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

Funny T-shirt Picture

admin — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:17:15 +0000

Funny T-shirts

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Electric Train

admin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:18:20 +0000

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”

The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”

Blonde and Elephants

admin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:16:54 +0000

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants walking across the plains with sunglasses on?

A: Nothing, she didn’t recognize them.