A man woke up one morning to find his wife packing her bags. “Where the heck are you going?” demanded the husband. The wife replied, “You know all this free sex I’ve been giving you all these years? Well I just found out I can get $200 a shot for it out in Las Vegas.” [...]
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knockon the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock –it’s half-past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks,and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’tyou going to answer that?” says his [...]
A man is walking down a beach, and accidentally kicks a bottle out of the sand. He opens the bottle, and a genie appears. The genie said, “I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you one wish. I can only grant one.” The man thought for a [...]
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The [...]
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your Mom’s the best lay in town!” Everyone expects a fight but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders up to the end of the bar. Ten minutes later, [...]
