It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn’t tell what the winter [...]
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacherThe florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers . The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it [...]
A priest is giving his Sunday sermon and asks the congregation is anyone needs help they should come to him now as the lord has granted him powers to offer help.A man sheepishly stands up and walks to the pulpit. “Yes my son and what is it you require help with?” the priest asks. [...]
Little Girl Walking Home From School.A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said “If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop.” The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said “Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops.” [...]
A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit. Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk man who says “Hey, get the ballerina a drink would you.” “How do [...]
