An elementary school class started a class project to make planters to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given green-ware pottery planters in the shape of clowns which they painted with [...]
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk [...]
Rich man and a poor man are talking in the pub about buying birthday pressy’s for their wives. Rich man sez: “Got the dear wifey a BMW M3 and a £2,000 diamond ring so if she don’t like the diamond ring she can take it back and change it in the new M3 and still [...]
A panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new hospital wing: The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Radiologists could see right through it! The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling [...]
DON’T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to “switch tracks”, simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a slash before the film starts. RAPPERS. Avoid having to say ‘know [...]
