A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of [...]
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last [...]
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants walking across the plains with sunglasses on? A: Nothing, she didn’t recognize them.
Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model? A: A boner
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counsellor. “Has she started to neglect you?” “Not at all,” the dejected man replied. “She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she’s a great cook, the house is always neat, and [...]
